DOES YOUR HOUSE HAVE ANY OF THESE?
Do you know that ants don't sleep?
Do you know that house flys' feet are 10 million times more sensitive than a human tongue?
And they find sugar with their feet?
Do you know that Mexican Jumping Beans, sometimes sold commercially, actually have a caterpillar of a bean moth inside?
Do you know that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get drunk and pass out?
Do you know that when the droppings of millions of cattle started ruining the land in
Australia, dung beetles were imported to reduce the problem?
Do you know that fleas can leap 800 times farther than their body length?
Do you know that courtship among Balloon Flies is dangerous because the female, when given the chance, will eat the male? To keep HIS head and GET the girl, the male fly resorts to gift-giving, presenting the female with a small, balloon-shaped cocoon. Unwrapping the present keeps the female distracted, giving the male time to love her and then leave her!
If you have are bugged by your bugs, the Wild 'n Crazy Grandma has the answer for you.....
CALL IN THE GRANDKIDS!!!! Buy some miniature flash lights and let them go!!! They find great fun in searching through all the dust and yuck of your home's corners in search of those creepy crawlers!!!! It'll keep the little monsters busy for hours. "Grandma, I found
one here in your sugar bowl!!!" (Oh great....now they Know I am really a BAD housekeeper!!!) And you can join in the fun!
Or you can allow the little monsters to terrorize you for cruel and inhumane treatment!!!
I HATE BUGS!!!! AND MY EXTERMINATORS GOT RID OF ALL OF THEM IN MY HOUSE!
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