WHO IS THIS GUY? ? ?

UN-NAMED SUSPECT HOLDING THE WILD 'N CRAZY GRANDMA'S CARTER DAVID

An age-reversed Amber Alert is being issued for the above man.  He has been known or identified with the following aliases:

1.  The Hand.   Grandchildren in Pennsylvania, Iowa, and Arizona have fear of "The Hand."  The Hand strikes to tickle and cause frenetic panic as children scatter to closets, under beds and behind bushes outside!  Squeals from the little girls, especially, shriek throughout homes in these states.  Grandboys, likewise, scatter as The Hand challenges their manhood.  In reality, child psychologists have diagnosed the resulting disorder of The Hand as "Subconscious Anticipation and Joy Upon the Arrival of the Aforementioned Phenomena."

2.  The Airport Suitcase Bandito.  This man has been identified in the Des Moines, Iowa Airport, the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania Airport, the Washington D.C. Airport as the guy who races through the terminals pulling his suitcases with squealing, delighted children seated atop, holding on for their dear lives!  Screams of "Do it again, Grandpa, please!!!!" resonate throughout the corridors as other passengers look on with disgust or humored pleasure.  Airport security has his number and all airports are on the look for this guy!

3.  Hulk Hogan (?).  Well, this might be a stretch, but his Grandkids don't really care!  He has been known as the "peace of the house DISRUPTER!"  There are records of numerous police reports of frantic mothers and (yes, yours truly) grandmothers claiming this guy is a domestic problem.  He can work kids into a crazy tornado of bodies flailing, fingernails scratching, and teeth biting as they endeavor to overtake Hulk in the wrestling match of the century.  The Lord bless him, those kids do love him!!!

4.  The Guy with the Money.  A financial investigation is currently underway at various Chuckie Cheese's, McDonalds, Toys R Us,  Ben Franklin's and Casey's.  Records reveal that this guy pictured with Carter seems to spend an inordinate amount of  moolah at these various retailers.  (Interestingly, the parents of grandchildren are endeavoring to block this investigation as they, quite frankly, don't give a rip with his excessive spending.  They unabashedly confess they rather like it!)  This guy apparently has a severe psychological condition that canNOT say "No" to those sweet little voices imploring, "Please, Grandpa, please!!!!"

5.  The Love of My Life!!!.  Well, I gotta tell ya.....this guy's legal name is Bill, my husband of 40 years!!!  He is a godly man who loves the Lord, and I love him more today than I did 40 years ago.  I am so thankful for his help in the journey of grandparenting.  He is adored by all 12 of our kids for more reasons than I have just listed above.  Grandpa "Bill" is the greatest.